Monday 31 October 2011

What sort of man looks on the internet for a date?

A loser.

Act Like A Lady And He'll Treat You Like A Lady


You pretend that you don't see yourself as being a martyr.

This is your most pathetic expression of martyrdom: denial.

Real men don't date martyrs: they're just too much like hard work.

How To Be More Interesting Than Football With Wolford Tights













Lonely nights and weekends hating men is a pathetic excuse for a life.

Have the courage to see that the failing is yours.

Dress For Success


Men are excited by what they see.

Bare legs may be appealing to 50 year old divorced women but no man is turned on by big, ugly Hobbit feet.

Go to the supermarket and look at the men's magazines...

Every single article on sex features a woman wearing thin black nylons.

Don't Take Advice From Divorced Friends: They've Already Failed To Keep Their Man



Thursday 20 October 2011

A divorced man is not looking to replace his wife with an alternative model.

He's looking to upgrade.

Younger, sexier, less baggage.